Things I’ve learned in college

musical-mercy-j:

We’ll be the modern day college version of Bonnie & Clyde!

Not that ending though.

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Oh. Yeah, I guess you’re right. It’s ok sometimes though. To feel like your man can’t keep his hands off you. ‘Proper’ though? You been watching Downton Abbey?

Yup, with a good ending with some college degrees. 

If it’s okay with you sometimes then it’s more than okay with me sometimes. You didn’t know “proper” was a Southern thing too? Well it’s more like rich Southern. Like my aunt from Charleston, SC. Her accent is funny. 

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10 hours ago  |  17 notes

Things I’ve learned in college

musical-mercy-j:

Thank you, I try.

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Um, why is not drunk Sam trying to resist? Explain this to me. But I mean, now that I know that…game on. 

Sounds like could be a con couple. Outlaw stuff. Like stuff out of a movie. 

Uh, because I don’t think if it’s proper for me to start feeling you up in public… I kinda did after the beer pong thing, didn’t I? 

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Things I’ve learned in college

fantastickurt:

I had a drink earlier tonight. With Blaine, at this club he took me to.

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Maybe I’ll challenge him to a game.

I don’t know why but something tells me that Blaine would be awesome at the game. 

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1 day ago  |  17 notes

Things I’ve learned in college

musical-mercy-j:

We can get a whole con going. I’ll wear my USC gear and crush you, set you up as that terrible beer ponger. Then we rake in the cash. 

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Oh I dunno. I kinda dig drunk Sam. Occassional appearances of course but…he does things to me. Not gonna lie.  

Hey, that might not be a bad idea. 

Yup, Drunk Sam loves doing things to you. Well just like the not drunk Sam but with some alcohol it’s a hell of a lot harder to resist you. 

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2 days ago  |  17 notes

Things I’ve learned in college

musical-mercy-j:

messy. 

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You know this is gonna pay off one day. I’ll win a big bet on this or something. 

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2 days ago  |  17 notes

Things I’ve learned in college

mj-chang:

As someone who was good at calculating angle and trajectory in AP Physics and your fellow paper football player, I think I could challenge you. A match when we’re both home? 

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Yeah, you’ve got your math and physics but I’ve got pure talent. You’re on, Chang. 

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2 days ago  |  17 notes

Things I’ve learned in college

fantastickurt:

I’ve yet to participate in a round of beer pong. Am I not fully living out my college experience until I do?

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Pretty much. 

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2 days ago  |  17 notes

Things I’ve learned in college

Being a baseball player and a former QB helps you out big time playing beer pong. 

3 days ago  |  17 notes

I’m so not ready for this test.

musical-mercy-j:

It did?! Oh thank God! I wasn’t ever gonna forgive myself if I messed up your test, you studied so hard. I made it by my second class so no big. Looks like we got pretty lucky today. Well…after ‘the incident’.

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Coming right up. Whatever you need, I’m done for the day and ready to nurse you back to health. I promise I won’t cook a thing. Or order pizza.

I didn’t. I might lay off the all nighters though. I don’t wan you missing out on your classes because of me. It’s okay, babe. You’ll get better someday. 

Yeah, I’m good. I ate a few snacks. I think I’ll be totally fine tomorrow. 

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5 days ago  |  14 notes